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Introduction – Why We Get So Creative About Booze

Humans are funny creatures. We drink, we tell stories and then we invent dozens of different ways to say we’re drunk. One word is never enough. After all, “tipsy” isn’t the same as “smashed.” Language loves nuance, and apparently, so do we when we’ve had a few.

So, pour yourself something (or just grab a coffee if it’s too early), and let’s go on a tour of all the colourful, ridiculous, and occasionally historical ways we talk about being drunk.

Why So Many Words for “Drunk”?

We don’t have 30 different ways to say “hungry.” But when it comes to alcohol? Whole thesauruses have been filled. Why? Because drinking has always been social and humans get creative when they’re social.

Slang also softens things: “buzzed” sounds way cuter than “intoxicated by alcohol.” At the same time, exaggerations like “hammered” or “legless” help us laugh about what’s essentially a messy state of affairs.

Basically, we’ve been turning drunkenness into a language playground for centuries.

Classic & Common Synonyms

Let’s start with the words almost everyone recognises:

Tipsy – Polite, harmless, maybe even a little charming. Tipsy is someone y at a wedding, complimenting everyone’s outfit.
Buzzing – Very casual, very safe. Imagine a glass of wine after work.
Smashed / Wasted – No ambiguity here. If you’re “smashed,” you’re not going anywhere
Plastered – Old-school, but still used. “Plastered” suggests gravity is not on your side.

These are the solid, dependable workhorses of drunk-slang, which most Brits would use and recognise. And remember there are levels of drunkenness – “tipsy “suggesting a much lower level of inebriation than ” smashed”, “wasted” and “plastered” ( all conditions which we are not actually recommending, you understand.)

Colourful & Creative Slang

But there are some expressions which are basically cartoons in themselves:

Hammered – Precisely what happens to a nail after the hammer.
Sloshed – Conjures the delightful (or horrifying) image of liquid literally sloshing inside you.
Three sheets to the wind – A nautical phrase from the 1800’s, meaning the sails were not under control and the ship was lurching unsteadily.
Legless – A straightforward favourite in Britain, because in that state, you’ve got no legs left to stand on.

They’re vivid, they’re silly and they make you laugh even when you’re stone-cold sober.

A ship lurching on the sea – Deviant Art image created by Panna10

Creative Modern Additions

Fast forward to the 21st century and slang keeps evolving……..

Turnt – Popular in hip-hop culture, meaning hyped and drunk (or otherwise mentally altered).
Zooted – A blend of high and drunk, usually from drugs and alcohol.

The word “lit” meaning “drunk” dates back to the early 1900s long before Instagram existed. Nowadays it is used by to describe anything that looks fun and exciting.

And let’s be honest, in a few years we’ll probably have TikTok-inspired slang we can’t even imagine yet.

The Serious Side

Okay, drunk slang is hilarious, but drinking itself isn’t always. There’s a big difference between a glass of wine after work and and being “soused” on a Tuesday night. The fun words work best for silly, social situations, but are not always appropriate for more serious situations, where alcohol may have been the cause of a more serious incident. The words “inebriated”, “intoxicated” or ” impaired by alcohol” are generally used in these cases.

So, enjoy the humour, but know when to swap “sloshed” for something more thoughtful. Remember that depending on both the level of formality and drunkenness these words are not all interchangeable.

Conclusion – Your Turn!

From “squiffy” to “bladdered” to “stewed,” we’ve basically written a whole dictionary of words for “drunk”. And it’s still growing – every generation seems to invent more.

So next time you’re tempted to just say “drunk,” maybe try out something more colourful. Personally, I like “sozzled.”

👉 Pub Trivia: According to slang historians, English has more words for being drunk than for any other condition, even being in love. Make of that what you will.

How about you – what’s your favourite word for drunk?

Think Shakespeare only gave us Romeo & Juliet? Think again! He also coined words we still often use even today. Shakespeare didn’t just transform theatre – he made a huge contribution to the English language. Words like fashionable, lonely, and bedazzled first appeared in his plays.
This latest post is a brief exploration of how the Bard’s creativity still shapes our language today.

Everyday Words Invented by Shakespeare

When people think of Shakespeare, they often imagine lofty poetry, grand tragedies or Elizabethan costumes. But did you know he also shaped the English we speak every day? The Bard had a knack for coining new words and phrases when nothing else quite fitted – and many of them stuck.

Here are a few you might use without even realizing their origin:

Eyeball – First appeared in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Before that, people didn’t have a word for the literal ball of the eye.
Lonely – Found in Coriolanus and Twelfth Night, this word helped capture the feeling of isolation that still very much resonates today.
Fashionable – Used in Troilus and Cressida to describe someone stylish or in vogue. Clearly, that one never went out of style. (See what I just did there?)
Swagger – From A Midsummer Night’s Dream, where Shakespeare used it to describe a presumptuous strut. It’s been walking confidently ever since.
Bedazzled – First appearing in The Taming of the Shrew, it described someone overcome with wonder. Today, it’s also what you maybe did to your denim jacket.

Of course, Shakespeare didn’t invent every word he’s credited with – some may have existed in speech before he wrote them down. But as his plays were so widely performed and printed, he often gave words their very first spotlight in print.

So next time you use a word like lonely or swagger, you might have the world’s most famous playwright to thank.

👉 Do you have a favourite Shakespearean word or phrase? Drop it in the comments – it would be fun to see which others still resonate with us today.